Cannibal Humor

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?

Then there was the cannibal who ordered a pizza with everyone on it.

Two cannibals sitting by the fire and the first says, "Gee I hate my mother in law." And the second replies, "So try potatoes."

The first cannibal asked the second, "Aren't you done eating yet?" and the second replied, "I'm on my last leg now."

A man gets captured by cannibals, and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally, the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me and you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"

Q: What did the cannibal give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A box of Farmers Fannies

Q: What do cannibals make out of politicians?
A: Baloney sandwiches.

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