Puns and Groaners

What is a pun? One description is
A pun is a play on words. It exploits the multiple meanings of a word, or else replaces one word with another that is similar in sound but has a very different meaning.
There are some humorless people who feel that writers and distributors of puns should be arrested and put into a punitentiary.

And a groaner? I use the word groaner to refer to a pun that is the punch line of fairly long story. It is common for the listener/reader to emit a groan after hearing the punch line. In fact, some people even try to rate groaners: does the pun deserve a one, two or a three groan rating? You be the judge.


In Orbit

Open Wide

The Pun Contest

Marrying Potatoes

Two Vultures

The Three Wives

A Fable

An Incident Near Transylvania

Tough Mutt

What Zelda Wants

An Eskimo Adventure

Cheerful Psychic

Which Motorcycle?

The Rabbit Lives

Life on Another Planet

The Son of Eric the Red?

The Holy Entrepreneurs

Boll Weevils

The Bacon Tree

The Titanic

Games Players

Finding Ancestors

Wisdom for the Desert

The Girl on the Beach

The Little Pigeon

Navy Duty

The Operation

The Twins