Van Gogh's Relatives
(From the Brockton Enterprise's e-humor column)

•     His obnoxious brother:  Please Gogh
•     His dizzy aunt:  Verti Gogh
•     The brother who ate prunes:  Gotta Gogh
•     The brother who worked at a convenience store:  Stopn Gogh
•     The grandfather from Yugoslavia:  U. Gogh
•     The brother who bleached his clothes white:  Hue Gogh
•     The cousin from Illinois:  Chica Gogh
•     His Magician uncle:  Wherediddy Gogh
•     His Mexican cousin:  Amee Gogh
•     The Mexican cousin's American half brother:  Grin Gogh
•     The nephew who drove a stage coach:  Wellsfar Gogh
•     The constipated uncle:  Cant Gogh
•     The ballroom dancing aunt:  Tan Gogh
•     The bird lover uncle:  Flamin Gogh
•     His nephew psychoanalyst:  E. Gogh
•     The fruit loving cousin:  Man Gogh
•     An aunt who taught positive thinking:  Wayto Gogh
•     The little bouncy nephew:  Poe Gogh
•     A sister who loved disco:  Go Gogh
•     And a niece who travels the country in a van:  Winnie Bay Gogh

And one more Van Gogh joke:

What did Mike Tyson say when he met Vincent Van Gogh?

"Are you going to eat that?"

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