Some Rules for Writing

by Cynthia B. Ricciardi, Ph. D.

Chocolate Cake for Dinner

This site used to rely on the chocolate cake metaphor to encourage my students to write "healthy" prose rather than half-baked, wordy or sub-standard prose. A young friend changed all that when she asked me why I wouldn't want my students to write tasteful, carefully-shaped, "chocolate-frosted" papers. I confess to preferring her version of my students' writing potential, focusing on the writing process as a careful application of aesthetic appreciation, good taste and talent, so I have abandoned the old approach of using chocolate cake as a cautionary metaphor, and simply retain the photograph as literal eye-candy.

Meanwhile, there are still rules I would have my students learn and follow, with or without the fancy chocolate connection.

"Good prose"-- good writing of any kind-- takes time and effort and a determination to create something to be proud of. Writers can take cheap, easy short-cuts and clog their readers' brains with fatty (or, as Richard Lanham calls it, "larded") language, or they can make the extra effort to create clear, well-written prose.  Most writers who take their craft seriously will choose the latter, refining the "recipe" for their creations until they have devised a lean, well-presented paper.

* Be sure to incorporate the rules below into your work .*

Feel free to email with questions.

 
The Rules

1a.  Avoid referring to your essay within your essay.

1b.  Avoid talking about yourself within your formal essay.

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2.  Avoid using the indeterminate second person.

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3. Avoid beginning an essay with a string of questions.

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4a.  Avoid all colloquial and slang expressions.

4b. Avoid cliches, hackneyed expressions, and popular phrases.

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5.  Be sure you learn the proper use of the reflexive pronouns.

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6.   Make a point of learning why these expressions are wrong.

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7.  Learn the differences between these expressions' 
usage and spelling: 

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8.  About sentence fragments.  Bad thing to do.  Vague.

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9.  Writing in the passive voice should be avoided.

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10. Learn the only legal places to put a semi-colon.

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A moment's diversion

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